do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

rhydonmyhardon:

kinda fucked up how you can easily eat back what you worked off exercising for 40 minutes in like 4 seconds

(Source: rhydonmyhardon)

mahrtell:

today is the worst day of every year because its september 1st and im not on the fucking train to hogwarts

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fohk:

“What do you do?”
"I’m not sure yet, actually"
Lost in Translation (2003)Sofia Coppola

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you have an inside joke with someone and someone else tries to understand it

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pissoffimfromtexas:

bararaph:

toocooltobehipster:

a 17 year old transgender boy, who started his transition earlier this year, has killed himself. his mother said, in an interview, “she’s my daughter, she’ll always be my daughter." (source)

and cis ppl wonder why we…

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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